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I Likes What I Likes. Don’t Judge Me. Unless You Do.

I Likes What I Likes. Don’t Judge Me. Unless You Do.

 

the 42 best punch lines ever….Call me if you need the first part of these old chestnuts.As if you couldn’t rough them out on your own, you old sandbagger.1. clearly, I can see your nuts. 2. kiss you? I shouldn’t even be doing this. 3. everyone knows the stem is best part. 4. no, it is the real robert goulet. 5. got anything to stop this coffin? 6. he smells awful! 7. discernibly turgid. 8. warning- driver eating boudan 9. should I have said Dimaggio? 10.wrecked um? It could have killed him! 11. in little nazis 12. his feet 13. ‘do you know how many UGA sophmore fraternity boys headed to afootballgame it takes to make a pound of brain?’ 14. ‘ You better pet him first!’ 15. by the ears. 16. they drove right over me about 10 minutes ago. 17.  no, but the light is better over here. 18. wanna buy a ‘toothbrush?’ 19. look at that ‘s’ car go! 20.  ‘look doc, you are the one with the dirty pictures!’ 21. do I know wendy? nope. this says welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day. 22. in the navy, you must always choose the lesser of two weevils. 23. ‘dude, I work in it, I play in it, and if it was air conditioned, I’dlive in it’ 24.I am just glad I became an eye doctor, unlike my uncle, the proctologist 25- I know it is a male camel, I overheard the water boy say ‘look at theschmuck on  that camel!’ 26.Sir, usually the men just ride the camel to town to visit the localgirls. 27. debits on the right, credits on the left– 28. stop scratching you butt or stop biting your nails. 29. you feed the dogs, I will feed the fish. 30. You will get better results if you put the potato in the front of theswimsuit. 31. It’s been two weeks, do you think I can take the condom off now? 32. practice, practice, practice 33.one bite at a time 34. the good news- baseball in heaven is awesome! all the stars are here.bad news? you pitch tues. 35. then satan says–back on your heads- the pitch meeting is over 36.do you think we should tip the drummer? 37. the shaking handed rabbi says ‘it won’t be long now!’ 38. rabbit is then picked up by the bear and the bear wipes his butt withhim 39. liver alone, she’s mine! said the Chihuahua
40. no soap, radio. 41.and thats certainly not my belly button! 42.sam and janet evening