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First Rule of Swagclub…

First Rule of Swagclub is…..
Swagclub is a bit sketch, but you prolly know the first rule. Don’t talk about swagclub. Unless you don’t, and if that’s the case, we prolly aren’t right for you. Its prolly NOT right for you. but since ya asked… we tell great stories for great clients, via great stuff. We are passionate about telling authentic stories with 3 dimensional things-to enhance client, prospect, and employee relationships. And we love swag -so much we started a club. A secret club.

you don’t have a copy of the rules? snap!

you gotta know the rules……..

#1. You don’t talk about swagclub.

#2. You don’t talk about swagclub. Unless you need great swag.

#3. The search for great swag is over only when you say ‘Wow- that nails it!’

#4. Only two guys to a fight. Unless we need help, then we bring in the big guns. We know a guy.

#5. One swag project at a time.

#6. We work with no ties or socks. Even on Sundays-always workin’, but never stressin’ the work.

#7. The quest for great swag goes on as long as it needs to. Gonna take some questions, as a perfect fit beats fast answers.

#8. First projects are often the start of a great relationship.

Or the end of a bad one.

#9. Great advice @swagclub is always free. Always.

Proposed rule:

Don’t be there when they open it.


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  4. Test away, and always open to coaching. Outta either of you two, anyway. #Kooziemongercorporateassclowndouchecanoecatalogcarpetbombingtrunkslammerstalkergladhandguys, not so much. Hahahahahahaha.

  5. I am using my Pinterest account so that you can see that I am a designer. I have designed original products for NBA, MLB, HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS, ANHEUSER-BUSCH, KRAFT, REVLON, ETC. You will find that I can create anything from wood, to plastic, to metal, to apparel, etc. Everything I design is unique.

    I would love to work with you guys. I would love to be part of “Swag” – but I know, I can’t talk about it.

  6. Hey Swag-alicious is what I call my meeting you… I appreciate the free “carrot” you gave me…. Money is an awesome donation – BUT here is what I know -knowledge is POWER!! I want some of yours!!! PLEASE CALL ME! Dr. C.

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